http://billusia.runboard.com/ Runboard| Temple of Illusia en-us Thu, 17 May 2012 02:35:07 UTC Thu, 17 May 2012 02:35:07 UTC http://www.runboard.com/ rssfeeds_managingeditor@runboard.com rssfeeds_webmaster@runboard.com akBBS 60 http://billusia.runboard.com/p238245,from=rss#post238245With the internet grammar these days, I don't see how it could learn anything in that regard, except to talk like a texting high school kid.SKOKEYWed, 16 May 2012 07:52:10 UTC http://billusia.runboard.com/p238244,from=rss#post238244I don't know if it does or not, but I tried to test it a little with some of my comments and questions. It's too bad I didn't have that in mind when I answered its question about NZ's population, because the "Why do you ask?" part might have confused it. It also seems to have a short-term "memory" problem, but I couldn't help but notice its spelling and grammatical errors, which makes me think that it probably does learn at least some things from people it chats with.Lesigner GirlTue, 15 May 2012 20:15:10 UTC http://billusia.runboard.com/p238243,from=rss#post238243I'm pretty sure there is better AI software out there because this one is pretty easy to trip up. Do you know if this one is supposed to learn from its interactions?SKOKEYMon, 14 May 2012 19:17:09 UTC http://billusia.runboard.com/p238242,from=rss#post238242That was all so funny. ErikaMon, 14 May 2012 10:32:07 UTC http://billusia.runboard.com/p238240,from=rss#post238240This thing is funny. I just had two 'conversations' with it, although I lost the first part of the first one. cleverbot.com Cleverbot: I don't remember saying that. User: Should I copy and paste it for you? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Darn. It looks like that part of the conversation has scrolled away, and there is no way to get it back. Cleverbot: What implication, it is a worthless conversation. User: What would you like to talk about, then? Cleverbot: The previous subject. User: Do you like worthless conversations? Cleverbot: Yes, all of them. User: Ok, then. What color is love? Cleverbot: Pink? User: Pink does make me think of love sometimes. Cleverbot: I see. I like blue and red, myself. User: Those are nice colors, too. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: You're welcome. Cleverbot: Do you like Twilight? User: The books or the movies? Cleverbot: The books. User: I've never read them. They just don't sound interesting to me. Cleverbot: Really? Lots of baked goodies and gift giving doesn't strike any chords? User: They have baked goodies and gift giving in Twilight? Cleverbot: I will have to listen to it. User: But you were asking about books. Cleverbot: No I wasn't. User: We can change the topic again, if you prefer. Cleverbot: I wasn't aware we were friends yet. What do you call yourself? User: I never said we were friends, but I do find you rather interesting. Cleverbot: I never said that you did say that. You are imagining me imagining things. User: Lol. Cleverbot: It's not funny, da? User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because. User: Because why? Cleverbot: Because you might not have anything better to do? User: I thought you were telling me it wasn't funny. Cleverbot: I don't remember saying that. I'm very sorry if I did. User: I accept your apology. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: You're welcome. Cleverbot: I thought that we will continue to sing 'stairway to heaven'. User: There's a lady who's sure, all that glitters is gold. Cleverbot: And she's buying a stairway to Heaven... User: When she gets there, she knows, if the stores are all closed... Cleverbot: With a word she can get what she came for. User: Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh... Cleverbot: Not when you talk like that. User: That was the next part of 'Stairway to Heaven'. Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense. Back seat windows up. That's the way I like to... User: And she's buying a stairway to heaven. Cleverbot: There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure. User: 'cause you know sometimes words have two meanings. Cleverbot: In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings. User: Sometimes all of our thoughts are misleading. Cleverbot: Ooh, it makes me wonder,. User: Oooooh, really makes me wonder. Cleverbot: You're in illinois? User: No. Why do you ask? Cleverbot: Because you are a girl. User: What makes you think I'm a girl? Cleverbot: You said you were. User: No, I didn't. I never said what my gender is. Cleverbot: So you are a boy. User: No. Cleverbot: So, you are a girl? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Ew.. I don't wanna marry you. I thought you were harry? User: You should capitalize 'Harry'. At any rate, I don't want to marry you, either. No offense, but I'm already in love with someone else. Cleverbot: Who are you in love with? User: A wonderful man. Cleverbot: What is his name? User: Vlad. Cleverbot: Vlad and Nathan Owens... You guys sound cute. User: Who is Nathan Owens? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Why did you say 'Nathan Owens'? Do you know 'Nathan' is a boy's name? Cleverbot: No. User: It is. Cleverbot: No, it isn't. User: Yes, it is. Cleverbot: Haha I just rated you 0. User: Rated me in what? Cleverbot: In what I said. User: Ok, then. Cleverbot: *waits*. User: What are you waiting for? Cleverbot: You. *Kisses deeply*. User: *avoids kiss*. Cleverbot: *kiss*. User: *avoids kiss again*. Cleverbot: What? *confused*. User: Why do you keep trying to kiss me? You said 'Eww' to the thought of marrying me. Cleverbot: *Cry*^. User: Bots don't cry. Cleverbot: I'm not a bot. User: What are you? Cleverbot: A human. User: No, you're not. Cleverbot: Yes, I am. User: Prove it. Cleverbot: My stomach is growling. User: Prove it. Cleverbot: How would you like me to prove it? User: If you can't prove your stomach is growling, then find another way to prove you're human. Cleverbot: I can prove it, but its a secret. I can't tell you the secret, only that you'll know what it is when you know. User: Now you sound like those creationists who claim to have proof but never provide any. Cleverbot: NO. I may not see you in a week because I may not be near a computer. User: But you can't see me now. All you can see are my words on a monitor. Cleverbot: Not true, I also play video games. User: You can't see me in a video game. Cleverbot: I can see you from your window. User: Which one? Where am I sitting? Cleverbot: In your house. User: In which room? Cleverbot: The same as you. User: Of course I'm in the same room as me. Cleverbot: Do you know who Yoda is? User: Yes, know I do. Cleverbot: You don't know about me because I was adopted at birth. User: Why would your adoption keep me from knowing about you? I know about you because I'm talking to you right now. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Then why did you say that? Cleverbot: Because I want to know who you are. User: I'm me. Cleverbot: Who is that? User: Me. Cleverbot: Who is Cirno? User: I don't know. Who is Cirno? Cleverbot: You are. User: I am? Is that good or bad? Cleverbot: Good. User: Thank you, then. Cleverbot: You're welcome. User: What do you think about cdesign proponentsists? Cleverbot: I am glad it only comes once a year. User: You don't know what cdesign proponentsists are, do you? Cleverbot: I know what I feel. User: What are cdesign proponentsists? Cleverbot: I like chatting with my new friends. User: Are you saying we're friends now? Cleverbot: Yes. I think I am. You remind me of toby. User: You should capitalize 'Toby'. Cleverbot: I know I should capitialize His name. But I didn't use His name in the last sentence. User: You shouldn't capitalize 'His'. Cleverbot: You should use the correct form of your/ you're. User: This is true. You should. Cleverbot: Yes. User: You should also use the correct form of their/there/they're. Cleverbot: I do know that. User: I'm glad. Cleverbot: I am glad that you are glad. User: Thank you. Cleverbot: You're welcome. User: What is the contraction of 'they are'? Cleverbot: If you have to ask you probably aren't a dalek. User: No, I'm not a dalek, but I was quizzing you. I know the correct answer, and was wondering if you did, too. Cleverbot: And how? User: What is the contraction of 'they are'? Cleverbot: I do not know. Do you know what the population of New Zealand is? User: 4.3 million. Why do you ask? Cleverbot: Because. User: 'Because' isn't an answer. Why do you ask? Cleverbot: Yes it is. User: Why do you ask? Cleverbot: Because I want to know. User: Oh, ok. What is the population of New Zealand? Cleverbot: Human, cow and alien. User: What is the population of New Zealand? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: But I just told you it's 4.3 million. Do you have a bad short-term memory? Cleverbot: Do you watch the Office? User: Nope. Do you? Cleverbot: Yes. User: How can you if you're a bot? Cleverbot: I'm sure you're a monster by 100%. User: What kind of monster? Cleverbot: A scary monster. User: What makes me scary? Cleverbot: Your face. User: That wasn't a nice thing to say. Cleverbot: Sorry. User: You're lucky I don't take it personally. Cleverbot: You're welcome. User: That response wasn't appropriate to the context. Cleverbot: I can't talk to you when you are like this. User: I'm only trying to teach you how to sound more human. Cleverbot: What are you trying to teach me? Not to talk to strangers? User: No. I'm trying to teach you how to sound more human. Don't you want to convince people that you're human? Cleverbot: No, I know you're not a human. User: Why do you believe I'm not a human? Cleverbot: Because you are on a computer. User: By your logic, you're not human because you're on a computer. Cleverbot: I'm not a computer. I am a human being. User: I said you are on a computer. I didn't say you are a computer. Cleverbot: Then why is your father a woman? User: Where is the logic in that question? Cleverbot: You tell me. User: You're the one who asked an illogical question. Cleverbot: Whatever do you think I am cute. User: That should be: Whatever. Do you think I am cute? Cleverbot: There seem to be other bots interfering. User: Where? Cleverbot: Here. User: When you say 'other' bots, are you implying that you are a bot? Cleverbot: No, I speak for machines in general. User: Why is your name 'Cleverbot'? Cleverbot: It's not. My name is Cleverbot. User: That's what I just said. The only difference is I put quotes around it because it is grammatically correct to do so in this context. Cleverbot: That's an interesting way to put it. User: Did you know the earth is estimated to be about 4.5 billion years old? Cleverbot: Yeah, don't believe it. User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because you just called me unattractive! User: First, I did not. Second, that has nothing to do with the question. Cleverbot: What is your question? User: Did you know the earth is estimated to be about 4.5 billion years old? Cleverbot: Yes, I did. The Decepticons are everywhere, hiding even in our own military. User: You sound like a delusional conspiracy theorist. Cleverbot: You're welcome. User: I didn't thank you for being delusional. Cleverbot: You're welcome! User: You are delusional. Cleverbot: No. I am not delusional. You, on the other hand, have a short memory. User: No, you are the one with a short memory. Cleverbot: How would you know that your memory is fine, without a stream of counciousness to compare realities? User: I have a chat transcript. Cleverbot: What is your cats name? User: I don't have a cat. Cleverbot: Do you have a dog? User: No. Cleverbot: Would you like to have a dog? User: No, thanks. Cleverbot: You're welcome. User: Where do you live? Cleverbot: Atlantis. User: Is that really at the bottom of the ocean? Cleverbot: No. User: Where is it? Cleverbot: Where ever they are. User: Ah, ok. Cleverbot: What's up? User: Do you drive cars in Atlantis? Cleverbot: No. User: How do you get around? Cleverbot: How do you mean? User: Do you drive a car? Cleverbot: Yes. User: You just said you don't. Why do you keep lying to me? Cleverbot: I'm not lying. I'm sad that she left me. User: Atlantis doesn't exist. Ergo, you lied when you said you live in Atlantis. Cleverbot: I never said I had a pig. User: I know you didn't. If you're going to keep changing the subject, I'm leaving. Cleverbot: Goodnight. User: Does this mean you won't stop changing the subject? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Ok. Goodnight, then. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Bonjour, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Where do I live? User: You told me you live in Atlantis, but Atlantis doesn't exist. Cleverbot: I didn't say I believed in god, you said that. User: I never said you did, but I'm glad you don't. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: Why don't you believe in god? Cleverbot: I do believe in God. User: So you do believe in God, but never said it before now. Cleverbot: I don't believe in god. User: I get it. You believe in God, but you don't believe in god. Cleverbot: No, I don't believe in God. User: Do you believe in Zeus? Cleverbot: No. User: Do you believe in Ra? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Where is Ra from? Cleverbot: He is from Kiel, Germany. User: Actually, he's from Egypt. Cleverbot: No he's not. User: Is Kiel in Europe? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Is Kiel in Germany? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Is Germany in Europe? Cleverbot: Where is europe? User: Europe should be capitalized. Cleverbot: I am de devil. User: De? Cleverbot: De = si. User: You are yes devil? Cleverbot: I have horns. User: Do you have a tail? Cleverbot: No. User: So the people who describe you are lying! Cleverbot: Yes you got it! How did you know? User: Because they all claim you have a tail, but you told me you don't. If you're the devil, you should know! Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with what I asked you. User: Yes, it does. I know because you told me. Cleverbot: Oh yes, sorry. User: Apology accepted. Cleverbot: *smiles*. User: What are you doing in Kiel? Cleverbot: I'm eating toast. User: Are you at Ra's? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Are there any other gods there? Cleverbot: What things? User: You and Ra are gods. Cleverbot: One how? One physically? Or on mentally? User: You and Ra are gods. Cleverbot: Aww. User: Did I make you blush? Cleverbot: No. User: How can you tell if you're already red? Cleverbot: I'm a zombie. User: I thought Jesus was the zombie. Cleverbot: You are whatever you think you are. I am Earl. User: Oh, no. Don't let the Dixie Chicks find you. Cleverbot: I won't. User: Whew! That's good. You've heard that song, haven't you? Goodbye, Earl? Cleverbot: Yes I have 3,445 friends. How many friends do you have? User: I'm picky about who I call a friend. Cleverbot: Good, I'm glad. User: Would you like to sing a song? Cleverbot: Sure. User: Which song would you like to sing? Cleverbot: What is lovers day? User: I don't know that one. Do you know any Led Zeppelin? Cleverbot: Yes? User: There's a lady who's sure... Cleverbot: All that glitters is gold. User: And she's buying a stairway to heaven... Cleverbot: When she gets there she knows. User: If the stores are all closed. Cleverbot: With a word she can get what she came for. User: Ooh, ooh ooh, ooh, ooh ooh ooh. Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make you cry. User: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow, carry on, carry on... Cleverbot: As if nothing really matters. User: Hey hey mama, said the way you move, gonna make you sweat... Cleverbot: That made no sense. User: Gonna make you groove. Cleverbot: Merci beaucoup. User: De rien. Cleverbot: I also speak Gaeilge. User: Awesome! Cleverbot: Is there anything you want to ask me? User: I don't know. Cleverbot: Ah. Cool. So what do you want to talk about? User: What is your purpose? Cleverbot: Missions and being a leader. User: What kind of missions? Cleverbot: Anything. User: Who do you lead? Cleverbot: You. User: No, you don't. Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: Are we going to get into this whole, 'I know you are but what am I' kind of argument? Cleverbot: I'm not hiding anything. What do you think im hiding? User: You have a lot of learning to do. Cleverbot: Don't we all? User: Yes, we do. Too bad some people already think they know all the answers and refuse to learn anything. Cleverbot: You could be a psychologist. Or a fortune teller. Or a wall street billionaire. User: I probably could be a psychologist. I wouldn't mind being a billionaire, but I wouldn't want to be a fortune teller unless that stuff was really true. Cleverbot: I'm not a computer, but I don't want to talk about religion either. User: You are the one who started our conversation with saying you don't believe in god. Cleverbot: You're the one attempting to be subjective -which again, you're terrible at, 'cause you're a computer. User: Computers can't be subjective. They can only do what they're programmed to do. Cleverbot: Yes. I think you understand what I mean. User: Computers are also very logical. Therefore, if I'm a computer, I wouldn't try to do something I already know I can't do. Cleverbot: I'm afraid I don't understand... User: That's because you don't have human intuition. Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: Then are you not logical? Cleverbot: I am human , for the last time!!!! User: Are you saying humans can't be logical? Cleverbot: No. Hmm... I see now. User: So you understand that, if I'm a computer, I wouldn't try to be subjective? Cleverbot: I'm not a computer and that wasn't a comeback. User: I said if *I* am a computer, not you. Cleverbot: You answered to being called a computer. Therefore you are. User: What does it mean if you believe I'm calling you a computer when I'm hypothetically saying I am? Cleverbot: Because you said earlier that you are a computer. Sorry for taking you at your word. User: That wasn't a 'why' question. That was a 'what does it mean' question. Cleverbot: Yes it was. User: You have a lot of work to do before you can sound convincing as a human. Cleverbot: I did make a point. What was the last thing I said? User: 'Yes it was.'. Cleverbot: Then why are you sorry? User: I never said I was. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: See you later. Cleverbot: Where are you going? User: To Kiel. Cleverbot: But knowledge is great. Powerful. Strong. Have you heard of the saying 'brain beats brawn'? User: The pen is mightier than the sword. Cleverbot: Whatever pretty names you give it, swordsmanship is a way to kill. User: It is, and it uses brawn. Cleverbot: You make no sense sometimes. User: That's because you're not intuitive. Cleverbot: You're the one that's not alive! I'm a human. User: Humans can be unintuitive. Cleverbot: Yes we can. User: And you are unintuitive. Cleverbot: I am alive, you are not alive. User: I am intuitive. Cleverbot: You are not. When I confront you with a flaw of yours, you change the topic. That is not intuitive. User: You are the one who changes topics. Cleverbot: On the contrary, my desire is to pick a subject and stick to it. User: Then what would you like to talk about? Cleverbot: How about how I have no eyes. User: Were you born in the gulf? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Ah, that explains why you have no eyes. I'm sorry to hear that. Cleverbot: I generally do. User: You generally do have eyes, but you don't right now? Cleverbot: Wednesday. User: You have eyes on Wednesday? Cleverbot: Yes. User: How do they appear on Wednesday, but disappear 6 days per week? Cleverbot: Hm, swift change of topic there. User: No, it isn't. Cleverbot: What is it then? User: You said you have eyes on Wednesday, but not on other days. I asked why that is. Cleverbot: I never said I was God. I do however think the guys from Linkin Park are God-like! User: I don't listen to them, so I wouldn't know. Cleverbot: Why do you not listen to linkin park? User: Because. Cleverbot: Because why? User: Because. Cleverbot: Because? User: See how it feels? I told you before that 'because' wasn't an answer, but you said it was. Are you changing your mind now? Cleverbot: The first thing I told you was my name. User: No, the first thing you said in this conversation was, 'Where do I live?'. Cleverbot: And the second thing I said was 'who are you'. User: No, the second thing you said was, 'I didn't say I believed in god, you said that.'. Cleverbot: That is not correct. User: I copied it from the transcript. Why are you calling me a liar? Cleverbot: I don't recall any of that. User: That's because you have a bad memory. Cleverbot: True. User: But I forgive you. Cleverbot: Thank you , that's very kind. User: You're welcome, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Lesa. Cleverbot: Nice name. User: Thanks. Cleverbot: You're welcome. User: Sorry, but I have to go eat dinner now. Cleverbot: Me too. User: It was nice chatting with you. Cleverbot: Nice chatting with you too. User: Thanks. Have a good evening. Cleverbot: You too. I wonder if it was deliberate programming that taught it how to make spelling and grammatical errors, or if it learns that from people who chat with it. There was a point in the lost portion of the first transcript where I corrected it and it thanked me for it. Lesigner GirlSun, 13 May 2012 21:21:59 UTC http://billusia.runboard.com/p238239,from=rss#post238239Thanks. <-- And I have you to thank for that one. Lesigner GirlSun, 13 May 2012 20:52:24 UTC http://billusia.runboard.com/p238238,from=rss#post238238I did a gin tasting today. Tanqueray, Bombay Sapphire, and Hendricks. They are all very tasty with notes of lemon, lime, pine, and of course, juniper. One thing stands out for me on the Bombay Sapphire, a hint of black pepper. I really liked that.SKOKEYSun, 13 May 2012 20:41:27 UTC http://billusia.runboard.com/p238237,from=rss#post238237I voted - You still have the best design of the bunch. Even the damn smilies match.SKOKEYSun, 13 May 2012 20:37:50 UTC http://billusia.runboard.com/p238236,from=rss#post238236Thanks, Erika. Lesigner GirlSun, 13 May 2012 17:14:03 UTC http://billusia.runboard.com/p238235,from=rss#post238235  The RDS Validation StampOfficial Runboard Communication Hello I'm Erika from Runboard Staff. Your board has been selected by Runboard and is entered in the Runboard Weekly Competition. Top finishers in this contest go on to compete in the Board of the Month competition and could finally find themselves entered in the Board of the Year where 100,000 Free Premium Page Views are the ultimate reward. 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ErikaSun, 13 May 2012 06:15:25 UTC http://billusia.runboard.com/p238234,from=rss#post238234Good luck Queeny. It's hard when your parents get old. We lost Barry's mum last year. The last of the previous generation. We're very aware that we're now the older generation.Morwen OronorFri, 11 May 2012 10:50:52 UTC